We Get It, You Love Bacon

Attention Americans: the bacon obsession is getting to be a bit much. Don’t get me wrong–it’s absolutely delicious, but this diehard dedication to a pork product is starting to feel like some people are using it as a whole personality. Additionally, this fanatical dedication to bacon usually comes up in conversation as a response to learning someone is vegan, which is a little unnecessary. Being aggressively against a preference is just as annoying as being aggressively for a preference. Just…chill out a little.

My dad posts at least one of these per week on Facebook.

It’s also not necessary to flavor everything with bacon. Case in point: lube. Enjoy whatever food/food adjacent products you want, but I draw the line at bacon-flavored lube. That’s far too close to the pilot episode of Black Mirror.

If you know, you know.

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